- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Knock knock What?

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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