- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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