How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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