Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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I came.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Bob dole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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