what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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JUST KIDDING^

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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