knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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