your brother so fine that hes skinney

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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THE END.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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