Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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