Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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