a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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