Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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memes

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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I'm gay.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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