Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Who has downs this joke

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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