- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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