what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Star Wars

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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