A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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David Cameron

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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