What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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