What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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This is not a joke or is it

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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pee

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69 :)

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