Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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EGGPLANT

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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69

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Anti Joke

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