- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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