- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

black people. that is all...

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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