Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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guess what what ...

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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