Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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