Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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My Boyfriend

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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