- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

I would rape her

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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