What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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you gay?

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Knock knock Go away

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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