Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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can you pass the soap?

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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