Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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