What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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The Holocaust

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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