Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Anti Joke

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