- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

what's worst than being gay? being black

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

CFL

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why? Why Not?

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