How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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