Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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cms.......?????

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Society.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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dallen loves penis

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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8===D

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Anti Joke

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