You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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asian, do math

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Anti Joke

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