What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Black people being friendly.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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