What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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How high is a Chinaman

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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