A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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The 80's

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Black people are innocent.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Test

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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