What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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