If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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heads up!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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I love pissing people off :P

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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