- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How come anti jokes r funny

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Jeff

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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