What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Women's rights.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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women outside of the kitchen

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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