- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

An asian without a future.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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