A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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