Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Your Mother

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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poop nuff said

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Loperson

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Burp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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