How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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