rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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