What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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