Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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