The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Chicken penis.

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The MLS

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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