How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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