SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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a man said hi.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Dan O'Driscoll

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im a willy bum bum

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Will you marry me?

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There's my tractor.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Dumbledore dies.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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