Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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