hi im paul!

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Illumati Confirmed

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Christians pornstars.

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Shut the cork up!

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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