A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Racial Equality.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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AVB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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