- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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