Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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