One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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