What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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