A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Get off my porch.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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outside your comfort zone

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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hashtags suck balls

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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