A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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