One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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