- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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