- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

A hayride would be fun.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

pudding

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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