- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Whats 9+10? 19

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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