Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

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