Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Anti Joke

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