Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Politics.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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