What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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My name is Jeff

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Penis penis poop butt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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