Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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like for a handjob.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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the asian kid gets an F

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