eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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