- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

2 women were sitting quietly

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

i have cancer

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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