a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Bumsniffer

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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