Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Hi Adam,

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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space is fun

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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