what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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