What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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