What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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colby doesnt shave

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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