a little girl gets raped

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A American seeking into mexico

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Justin's humor

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Anti Joke

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