- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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