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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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hi

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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I can't see my forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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