An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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2+2= 478

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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