What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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