- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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