Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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