Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Jesus was a good guy

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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