My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Women's rights

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Ol-ive

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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