Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Anti Joke

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