Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Michael Brown

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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PENIS

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Anti Joke

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