guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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poo

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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