Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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10inch nice

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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