- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A baby seal walks into a club...

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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