If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens rights.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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