Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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