- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Good to see you today!

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

i like turtals and kids

rape that shit

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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