What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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i like turtals and kids

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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