Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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