Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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