- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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