Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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