awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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women's rights

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whats up fuch you bitch

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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