- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*