Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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