Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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