A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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