dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Black...

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Scott

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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