Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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