why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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u jelly?

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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