i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Womens Sports

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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women's rights

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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