What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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