Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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pauls tuck

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Anti Joke

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