- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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