Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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