What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A blind man walks into a bar

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

I avhe dyiaexls.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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