what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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