A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Agent 47.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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