Haha pizza

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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