No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Herman Cain

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Anti Joke

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