How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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math test 2=2

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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