I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Your mom is not fat!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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