I'm so hungry I could eat food

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Stop Spam Read Books

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

If life throws you melons... ouch

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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