A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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