- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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