yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Penis.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Continents are large islands.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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