The Holocaust.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Woman's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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