Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

Your mums a penis joke.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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