- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

I pooped my pants

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Left. That one direction...

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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