Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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