Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Penis.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Well educated black man.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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