You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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.....Carrot Top....

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Anti Joke

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