What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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