- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Reed is poopin

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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