What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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