Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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