What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Win and Beau have no friends

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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