How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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