what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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