- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Women's rights

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Mmmm, donuts

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

A horse walked into a barn...

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

women's rights

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Hey, you have small hands.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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