What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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feminism

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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