Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Well educated black man.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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i love to lick...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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