man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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K.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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