Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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