Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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