What did Washington say to California? WC

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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womens rights

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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