Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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this is gay

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There's my tractor.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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