- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What ryhmes with turtle rape

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