Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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say cheese

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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