What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Ol-ive

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Joe Biden

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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first

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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