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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yes. Just Yes.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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