A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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