Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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breasts

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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