Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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