Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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minecraft

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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