Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Female Athletics

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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