one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Sex. That is all.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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