Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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