How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Terry has ebola

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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