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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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