Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

Wade

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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