How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Flop dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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no really what are ur names?

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split your ass cheek

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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jokes r dumb

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matt shut up

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