What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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