What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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man boobs

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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