Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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