what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Anti Joke

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