Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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whats gay ? you

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Get in the van

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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I would rape her

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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