- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Once upon a time, your face.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

knock knock i have diarrhea

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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