noah is a scrub jungle

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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